This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
(Source: mathaniel)
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
wait I thought kissing consisted of yelling into each other’s mouths
(Source: bouncingdodecahedrons, via finalellipsis)
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
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The guy in the back is dying.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via derp)
